Spam Subject Line of the Moment: Episode 4

Forget about the trouble with your male instrument.

Friends don't let friends play the bagpipes.

Spam Subject Line of the Moment, Episode Three

...Revenge of the Spam

If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war

"Warrior of Love?" Isn't that the new reality show on Fox?

No, wait.

Wasn't that what Captain Planet called his sidekicks?

Um um, no...

Oh! Maybe you mean this Warrior?



Heh. Steamy.



The fine print, obviously. Image found via Google Image Search at Barnes & Noble. Warrior of Love was written by Rebecca York and Ruth Glick, and is published by Harlequin Books. Image is copyright the original authors, and will be removed upon request. It's used here for the purposes of parody.

Spam Subject Line of the Moment, Episode 2

You deserve to not be ignored by women!

See there, isn't that nice? Not all spam is bad. Sometimes, it can offer valuable affirmations.

Not that I'm ignored by women. Not at all. I'm engaged, so I have a woman who has to pay attention to me, contractually.

1-900-NERD-GIRL

This video made me laugh. One, because it's a pretty savvy parody of the low budget 1-900 commercials that used to come on during USA's Up All Night. Two, because it makes a D&D "saving throw" joke. That's exactly something I'd like, as K. would say. Enjoy.



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Spam Subject Line of the Moment

Flinstone porn toons

Ewwww...Does anybody actually go looking for this stuff?

If you do, please don't reply in the comments.